Personnel
Personnel Shortage
We're understaffed.
First money, now people?
But you hired some people just the other day.
While completely forgetting about our payroll budget, I might add.
Personnel Shortage
O-Okay, so we did get some help,
but only for certain positions.
We're short-handed everywhere else.
Will you hold a recruitment drive, then?
I doubt we'll get many applicants.
You never know.
We might get talented hotties lining up in droves.
If that comes to pass,
I'll definitely have to hunch over.
We might even get someone who's gunning for your position.
I suppose.
But if they're more qualified than me,
I'll gladly hand over my post.
Personnel Shortage
I was just kidding.
Anyway,
we start hiring tomorrow.
Personnel Shortage
Dismissed!
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Amagi
Brilliant
Amagi
Park
Brilliant
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Amagi
Brilliant
Park
Interviewer
Kanie-san!
Kanie-senpai!
I'd like to be...
...your...
...secretary!
Hired
You're hired!
You're all hired!
Hey!
Now this is what you call a stress interview.
A triple-stress interview!
Knock it off.
The lot of you.
Oh, Sento.
Why are you still here?
We don't need you any more.
Wait!
A dream?
6. Not Enough People!
Why did I have that dream?
I'm pretty sure I failed just as hard as you, if not harder.
Because 1,001 guests is better than 1,000.
I'll do whatever it takes to bring even one extra visitor.
I, uh...
suddenly grew scared of heights.
Counter
Oh man.
Someone's actually eating the curry here.
Good morning, Macaron.
Morning.
Are you seriously gonna eat that?
I had a sudden craving this morning.
That so?
Well, be careful.
Crocky tried it once and practically erupted from both ends.
Mind if I join you?
Feel free.
Curry for breakfast? You're gonna put on weight.
Maybe so.
You always eat alone, don't you?
Maybe so.
Oh boy.
Do you hate socializing or something?
I bet you're the type that gets tongue-tied from overthinking things.
Maybe so.
Oh, it's Kanie-kun.
Guess I was just seeing things.
Oh.
Yes!
Good morning, Sento-san.
You look a bit down.
I am.
I had a bad dream,
ate some awful curry for breakfast,
and one of my colleagues talked down to me.
Nothing's going well for me at work, either.
M-Must be rough.
Precisely!
I'm supposed to be backing Kanie-kun up,
but I'm having doubts as to whether I'm meeting his expectations, so...
Did you just say "Kanie-kun"?
Uh, Sento-san?
Excuse me.
One, two.
Elementario
Now pose.
Sylphy's the only one who gets it.
Once more from the top.
What?
You fed Isuzu-chan a heartsleeve fruit?
I mixed it in with her curry.
I only gave that to you because you wanted to know how your daughter truly felt.
Don't you want to gain custody of her from your ex-wife?
I do, of course.
That's why I tested it on Isuzu-chan first.
You scumbag.
Being forced to wear her heart on her sleeve is probably causing her no end of trouble right now.
Well, she ran off to school before I could see how well it worked.
That's too bad.
I would've loved to ask her how many times she itches the ditch per week.
You're the real scumbag.
If you ever asked her that,
she'd kill you afterward.
Rest assured.
I'll kill you right here and now.
Elementario
So, what exactly happened?
The killer has cowtits
They deserved it.
These guys slipped me a heartsleeve fruit
and tried to ask vulgar questions.
Vulgar questions?
Like how many times I itch the di—
Never mind!
I'm not sure I follow, but whatever.
Get the three stooges back on their feet and join me in the administrative wing.
The interviews begin at 1pm sharp.
In—
Interviews?
What?
Is there a problem?
A whole truckload of them!
I'm being forced to speak my mind here.
What if I somehow let slip these strange feelings I have for yo—
The killer has cowtits
You okay?
Not in the least!
Give me sick leave!
Or else I'll tell you—
Well, you certainly look healthy enough.
Don't be late, now.
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Amagi Brilliant Park Cast Interviews Venue Reception
I lost in the recent mayoral elections, you see.
So I'm looking to start over here and become prime minister one day.
No way that's happening.
He seems tough.
Okay.
Hired.
Are you serious?
His bold attitude will keep him going.
Hired
I-If only I hadn't thrown that wild pitch in the final inning...
It's so frustrating!
How is that a reason for applying here?
A high school athlete's tears can move you.
Okay.
Hired.
What?!
Cast members are supposed to move our guests emotionally.
I got fired from my wrestling promotion.
I've always been timid,
so I found it hard to apply holds on my opponents.
I mean, those hurt. Wouldn't you feel bad?
Then why'd you become a wrestler to begin with?
We've got our own masked man: Okuro in Security.
They overlap, huh?
That's what bothers you?
Am I not good enough?
All right. Take off your mask.
In your dreams!
He became a whole different person!
You're too similar to someone who's working at this park already.
I'd rather die than unmask myself.
Get Okuro in here.
I thought he couldn't apply any holds.
Maybe wrestling comes instinctively to him.
Hired.
I didn't realize we were this understaffed.
Didn't I say it was a serious issue?
Dumbass.
I am but a shadow from Iga.
I offer you every fiber of my being!
Hired.
The Earth is blue!
Hired.
Excuse me.
I'm Adachi Eiko.
Pleased to meet you.
A normal person!
We can finally hold a proper interview.
Was that a premonition?!
Let's see, Adachi Eiko-san...
Oh, you were in a talent agency before this
and made appearances in film productions.
What kind of films are we talking about?
Oh,
AVs.
I see.
Wait, what?
AVs.
Uh, did you work in that field for long?
Not at all.
I was only in ten or so.
Ten?!
Yes.
Ask her what her stage name was!
I need to know!
You know I can't ask her that!
Pardon?
N-Nothing, sorry.
We just need some time to process your unusual breadth of work experience.
I get that a lot.
Please don't worry about me.
I'm used to it.
M-Much obliged.
Some interviewer you are.
Hurry up and ask for her stage name and debut film.
Shut your trap.
S-Sento, got any ideas?
Look, Kanie-kun.
Don't you dare pass the buck to me!
I'm losing my mind here!
She looks just like one of the applicants in my dream,
and her work history really shook you up!
You're fawning over an archetypical busty older lady
who has a tolerant mind and high-grade sexual experience, unlike me!
Don't tell me you're going to make her your secretary and fire me—
S-Sento?
Ask her why she applied.
Oh, right.
That's right.
Uh, Adachi-san. Why do you want to work for us?
My previous job didn't seem like a good fit.
I did enjoy it, but...
You enjoyed it?!
I did.
But I want to see my customers' delight up close and in person.
Is that not a good enough reason?
N-No.
I think it's wonderful.
So why...
Never mind.
You're hired.
Thank you!
Resume
Name
Adachi Eiko
Hired
What are you doing?
I sent a picture of Adachi Eiko to Tricen so he could look her up.
He knows a lot about adult videos.
Oh, I see.
Well, call in the next applicant.
Did you find out?
What?
I mean, uh, Eiko-san's...
Oh, we figured out her stage name.
What about it?
You little...
Sorry I'm late!
Thanks for your time.
I'm Bandou Biino! Pleased to meet you!
Again?!
A premonition...
Good.
A lively girl—
Uh, Bandou-san?
Yes?
What's with the blood?
Oh, sorry about that.
I was in a hurry.
A-Are you hurt?
I'm fine.
It's just a flesh wound.
Look, uh...
Looks like she got stabbed.
I'd say she's lost around a liter of blood.
Call an ambulance!
No, I'm all right.
I'm risking it all on this interview!
Don't risk your damn life!
But I can't leave until I get hired...
Okay, okay!
You're hired!
You're hired, so please get in an ambulance!
Who's this guy?
Bro!
Bro?!
He doesn't want me working,
so he tried to stop me from attending this interview by...
What kind of family is that?
What do we do with this man?
Okay, hired!
Like hell he is!
Take care of him!
He's going to be on a liquid diet for a while.
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE
We ended up hiring her.
Um...
I don't see a problem.
Common sense says we should've rejected her,
but she followed through on her commitments with a smile even after being stabbed.
That determination and passion
might come in handy for the park.
What?
I was just thinking you were totally right.
Uh...
If you're such a good judge of character,
why don't you apply those standards to your behavior?
That's why you have such huge tits.
You guys...
In other words, stop doing that!
Who are you?
U-Uh... I...
Another one from my dream...
Dream?
Seriously, what's with you?
It's nothing.
She's our final applicant.
Is that... Amagi High's uniform?
Th-That's right!
Ch-Chuujou Shiina, at your surface!
U-Uh, I a-applied here because...
Calm down.
I-I'm sorry!
What do you think?
Seems fine.
We didn't get many female applicants.
Besides, I doubt she'd be able to seduce you—
Given her personality, I think she'll have trouble entertaining guests,
but I guess it's all right.
I thought you'd be against it.
After seeing the applicants that came before her, I just stopped caring.
I see.
Er, Chuujou Shiina-san.
You're hired.
Thank you very dutch!
That's the last of it.
What's up?
About what you said earlier...
Huh?
Macaron gave me an earful this morning too.
About how I get tongue-tied because I overthink things.
I never know how to act when face to face with people.
So you turn to your gun.
Yeah.
If only I could take a step back, then I'd be able to see things more clearly.
Evaluating people and interacting with them are two completely different things.
Stop being so wishy-washy, birdbrain.
Are you trying to cheer me up?
Cheer you up?
Who, me?
I'm envious of you in more ways than one.
That's why I...
That again?!
Well, it's only natural to be jealous of my talents.
Don't let it get to you.
Kanie-kun,
can't you do something about your superiority complex?
But I am superior.
That's a fact.
O Goddess Libra,
please smite this man.
You say something?
Nope.
I'll be going, then.
What was all that about?
Sento?
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Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Sorry about today!
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Sorry about today!
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Sorry about today!
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Sorry about today!
But why that emoticon?
Damn!
How could this be?!
What kind of disaster could turn this pretty lady
into this abomination?!
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poster girl
The aspect ratio got skewed on the picture I sent to Tricen.
We might as well watch it.
No way!
I have to agree.
Really?
This is kinda my thing, though.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
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Thank you for having me today.
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Thank you for having me today.
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I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
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Assemble, Boob Freaks! Sucky Sucky Paradise!
Wow, it's a lamb!
It's sucking its mother's tits with everything it's got.
Now we have kittens,
gulping down lots of milk!
Next up, piglets!
Oh dear, they're...
Narrator
Adachi
Eiko
She meant "Animal Videos"?
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE
T R A I N I N G
F A C I L I T Y
Silence, maggots!
Wipe those disgusting grins off your faces.
I want you all on your feet! Now!
Listen up, maggots.
Now that you're here,
you're not even human beings.
You are the lowest form of life on Earth.
We'll train you worthless beings hard until you can entertain guests, and you won't like us.
And we'll take utmost delight in weeding out the non-hackers who are not fit to serve our beloved park!
From now on you will speak only when spoken to,
and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir"!
Do you maggots understand?
Sir...
Yes, sir.
Bullshit! I can't hear you!
"Sir, yes sir!"
Go!
Sir, yes sir!
Sound off like you got a pair!
Sir, yes sir!
You maggots lack killer instincts.
You'll never learn to—
Cut it out!
We'll lose even more people!
Perfect timing.
I'll make an example out of you!
Time to knock you down a peg, you sewer rat!
Knock it off.
Any questions?
Today's visitor count
Visitors needed to reach 500,000
Days left until July 31
Forbidden
iitakute ienai
My wordless feelings
iitakute ienai
My wordless feelings
kimochi ga kusuburi
smolder in my heart
kimochi ga kusuburi
smolder in my heart
kokoro no daichi atsuku
Its landscape is scorching hot
kokoro no daichi atsuku
Its landscape is scorching hot
shizenhakkateki ni
Spontaneously it erupts
shizenhakkateki ni
Spontaneously it erupts
meramera enjou
into raging flames
meramera enjou
into raging flames
koi ni kogarete yuku no
Love is burning me to cinders
koi ni kogarete yuku no
Love is burning me to cinders
ten ni mo noboru
I will rise to heaven
ten ni mo noboru
I will rise to heaven
nee yumegokochi
I feel so good
nee yumegokochi
I feel so good
uwatsuiteru typhoon wa
Nobody can stop
uwatsuiteru typhoon wa
Nobody can stop
dare ni mo tomerarenai
my typhoon of fancy
dare ni mo tomerarenai
my typhoon of fancy
water wind land ni fire
With water, wind, land, and fire
water wind land ni fire
With water, wind, land, and fire
mazete special na show
Together we give you a special show
mazete special na show
Together we give you a special show
loop loop shiteku shinjou
Our emotions are endless
loop loop shiteku shinjou
Our emotions are endless
masani shinrabanshou deshou
This is the beauty of creation
masani shinrabanshou deshou
This is the beauty of creation
happy no ame ga tomaranai yo
The rain of happiness will never end
happy no ame ga tomaranai yo
The rain of happiness will never end
never end eien no unity
Eternal unity
never end eien no unity
Eternal unity
Show and Tell: Attractions.
Show
and Tell:
Attractions!
Show
and Tell:
Attractions!
Today, we'll profile Wild Valley's star attraction:
Tomb Ranger.
In search of lost treasures,
the hero, Jack Randy, sets off on an adventure.
Oh, so it's about exploration.
Sounds good. How does the story go?
The enemy: pirates.
Episode
Seven
Not Enough Pool Safety!
Right.
The stage: Saitama.
Huh?
The treasure: onion miso crackers.
Hold it.
That's all kinds of weird!